Meet Rita from 1965's golden jubilee* blockbuster Jab Jab Phool Khile.
RITA (looking frantic)
Yes, I love...
You love him? This is Raja we're talking about. From Kashmir. Kashmir.
It's so pretty there.
Honey, their most famous export is goats.
Exactly. And he's so judgmental. Like it's your fault that women are going to university and jet planes fill the skies.
You can't take him anywhere, can you?
Pauses and raises one eyebrow at Rita and leans in, as if to hear a secret.
Welllll, he doesn't hate everything about modern values.